Tuesday, September 23, 2008

little update

Every now and then I daydream about things I would love to have/do. I don't always get what I want.

This time I did.

I just accepted an awesome job! I'm going to start working at the central library downtown!!!!


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Thursday, August 21, 2008


[The usually slutty-dressed daughter walks into the kitchen in a modest school uniform]

Dad: Why are you dressed like a nun?
Daughter: I thought I was dressing nice.
Dad: Since when?

[They argue; the mom joins]

Mom: Are you having sex?
Dad: You're having sex?!
Daughter: How would you know if I'm having sex? Only I would know that...

[pulls hair pin out and tosses her hair]

Daughter:.. and my lover!

[Frank spits soda on his laptop and dies of laughter. The Family Channel rules.]

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Wednesday, August 20, 2008

from Apple to Microsoft

I've had an ipod for years but since it broke, I have had to move on and find another mp3 player. So I chose the Zune.

It has everything that an ipod has. Plus, it has a radio. It has wireless capabilities. And it's non-pretentious. Then why am I so sad?

Ipods have a neat looking and functioning program called Itunes. Zunes have this crappy java looking program called.. it doesn't even has a cool name. ARGH!

We'll see how this pans out in the long-term.

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Friday, August 15, 2008


Went to a 2nd job interview today. So excited. Yay! Say a prayer.

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Thursday, August 14, 2008

lastest crush

Hey you guys,

If I uprooted my whole life to move to Massachusetts to marry Seth Rogen, would you guys come? I need the support of my friends! And I would totally do it for you, I promise.

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the new job search

It seems that every time I have to start the search for the new job, I get super anxious. I get in crazy Frank mode. It's not remotely cute. So to my surprise, I'm shocked that this time around I'm actually excited and happy about the whole thing.

I guess it can be because I'm finally out of a job that I really hated. I didn't even realize how much I hated it till I was out of it. Wow. Huge weight off my shoulders.

Another thing is that I probably had the BEST summer in my life. I quit Borders, then on a whim, I go to camp with Devon. It not only made me feel good about myself, but it made me realize that I can do a whole lot more for the world that what I was doing previously. I can make a difference in someone's life. I can be important and be proud of it. I really hope I can make out there again next summer. Perhaps for a week or two at least.

I think the last reason why I'm so optimistic is that I'm putting my foot down and actually applying for jobs that I like and taking my time with it. Doing everything right. I don't apply for the job I know I'm gonna hate.

I'm a little bit older this time and a little bit smarter, I suppose.

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Monday, August 11, 2008

oh yeah

I haven't posted in a LONG while, but I promise I'll start. The first few posts will probably be crap, but I'll get used to it.

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Thursday, February 14, 2008

posting... as promised

Watching my girl, Amy Winehouse win 5 Grammys the other day put me in a mood. She wasn't even allowed to go to the US to accept her winnings in person. Meanwhile all these other triffling hoes show up at the Grammys. Let's take a closer look at the red carpeters.


First of all we have Alicia Keys. I guess she did win something, so I can't say too much about her.

Next up we have the Beyonce. Not showing her armpits for once. You know her mom made her dress, right? sighs. I only have one problem. Just because you have a song about it doesn't mean you have to style everything you wear "to the left." bitch.

Her left, not your left!! Like your left matters to Beyonce! SPOTLIGHT!!!!

Lets take a look at Brooke Hogan. Not because she's popular or anything. Just because she reminds us of someone who performs at the Rose Room at S4. Beauty Tip #1 --

Poor Fergie-Ferg

And the "just about as tragic" Miley Cyrus.

Okay so we have Nelly Furtado. Now I don't care that her hair is a mess. I don't care that her dress looks like the Statue of Liberty after seven tequila shots or even the fact that she has the "I'm having a baby" belly rub pose... but...

Finally we have Rihanna. She's conquered the straights with her smoking hot bod. Seduced the gay mens with ballet in the rain. Now she's doing the lesbians with her new hair!!!
Rihanna = Jesus

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