Tuesday, April 24, 2007
mediaA couple of media things.
WFT?! How did I miss this! OJ Simpsons! It's a hilarious parody of the OJ Simpson thing starring the FOX's The Simpsons!! Homer's black! Three episodes.
Everyone and their dogs should be watching How I Met Your Mother!! It's GREAT! I'll have clips from the show more often. And they will be better and my own creations. I just found this one on YouTube. The first one should be the best one.
Presenting Robin Sparkles!
Thursday, April 19, 2007
When life gives you a hilarious name...write a horrible book with a horrible title to match!
Ladies, Gentlemen and Eric..
I present to you a book, The Flip Side by Flip Flippen!!
Come on, you guys. If Eric's relative, Penny Nichols, filmed a documentary about the historical significance of coins, you would TOTALLY buy it! Just like an antagonist's last name, you know they were born to be evil.
Many, many years ago when people were referencing eachother by groans, roars and hand gestures (ie. the gay neanderthals?) We decided to give ourselves and eachother names that best described the person. And if this guy's ancestors were all "In a couple hundred years, I think I'm gonna write a book about flipping!" So they named theirselves Flippen. Of course it was probably spelled Flipping, but then somewhere down the line, they changed it... probably cause it was too flip. (hehe, get it!)
Well, I thought it was funny. I guess it isn't funny if I keep going on and on about it. meh... I need to practice my 'Homerow keys' typing anyway.
Monday, April 16, 2007
this apartment sucks!So if you haven't heard it through the grapevine yet, Jason and I have found and sign a lease for a new place. The lease starts May 1st. The leasor is a cool guy and is letting us move in as soon as he gets the place sparkling. Yeah... during the showing he was all "I'll throw in a fresh coat of paint!" But he didn't have to try that hard to sway us. We were practically sold before we even saw the joint.
Anyways we couldn't really decide if we were making an actual upgrade in living space, or was it a lateral move...
Let's look at it more objectively:
Yup. After the whole radiator fiasco last time, the water has now come back wih a vengence. Instead of coming from the apartment next door, it's coming from the apartment above me. WTF, people!! Fix your own damn water crisis. My poor room! At least I have super hearing and noticed the leak before it made any water damage unlike last time. Geez, I bet the mantainance people hate me. But I don't care!!
This apartment sucks! I can't wait till I move out in a few weeks.
So now I'm waiting for the emergency mantainence guy. Ugh, it's late and I have the works tommorrow. I'm gonna be pissed all day. All this damn water, I feel like it's the seventh day and that Samora chick is trying to get me! Just when we got rid of M. Night Shyamalan! I suppose a good thing about this situation is that they do have an oncall mantainence guy. I'm not sure if they do at the new condo.
Crap, I'm crazy tired. I hate people... and water.
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Undressed 1This is my very first attempt at media blogging. I don't know if I'm gonna do it like this or in a different way. I'm just trying new things out and seeing if they fit or whatever.
Anyways, this used to be one of my favorite shows. I remember watching it all the time sophomore year in college. Recently, MTV reaired some episodes so this was my chance to capture them and use them to start my media blog extravaganza! I always thought this show was hilarious. The plotlines, the acting, the script.. I mean come on!! It's pure camp.
Here is one of the storylines in the show.
A precocious girl, Annette and her two BFFs Kate and Tanya have always been considered geeks in school. And they have accepted their label and have even made themselves nerdier by having a chastity pack. It's not a "no sex till marriage" thing... No No No!! That would be too easy. It's a "you can't lose your virginity till we all lose our virginity!" kinda thing.
The scene begins in the locker room (insert "woot" and/or "Ooos" here) where Annette finds that she accidentally packs her brothers gym shirt instead of her own. Now, her younger brother is obviously manorexic naturally, so the shirt leaves nothing to the imagination when Annette wears it revealing her boobs (re: boobs!)
"You're not going to wear that?!" one girl cries. "We made a pack!" [virginity pack monolouge] "That tight shirt is going to lead to sex!!" Where's my holy water?! I think the fact that they didn't put a religious spin on the plot makes it funnier because the girls are just prudish for nothing.
Of course she gets noticed by the boy that she has always had the biggest crush on. So she swoons and giggles with her friends over it. With the virginity pack repeated like 7 times. It's beginning to look like Kate is the most prudish one. Why do the red heads always gotta be bitches? hehe.
Anyways, the less prudish one with the flat chest (I supposed she's here for the comedic relief of being unattractive AND have no boobs) orders pizza knowning that Annettes crush, Rick, is the pizza delivery guy.
The girls giggle and repeat the virginity pack before Annette sluts it up before Rick shows up. Awww, Rick asks her out. And she's excited. This is the guy Annette has been dreaming about dating and now (thanks to her rack) she's going out with him to the movies. And Kate has managed to say "Going to the movies with a cute guy?! You're gonna end up havig sex!!!" with a straight face.
All is well, everyone is getting what they want... but does Rick, the star jock, really care about Annette (no.) and how is he going to treat his (obviously eager to please and geeky) date Annette???
If you have ever watched Undressed, you'd know that there are like 4 different storyline going on at once. So I just spliced and pasted clips together. It will be a little choppy, but still watchable. I am LOVING the TVtuner and software I have!! This is the first episode.
More episodes to come!
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