Thursday, February 14, 2008

posting... as promised

Watching my girl, Amy Winehouse win 5 Grammys the other day put me in a mood. She wasn't even allowed to go to the US to accept her winnings in person. Meanwhile all these other triffling hoes show up at the Grammys. Let's take a closer look at the red carpeters.


First of all we have Alicia Keys. I guess she did win something, so I can't say too much about her.

Next up we have the Beyonce. Not showing her armpits for once. You know her mom made her dress, right? sighs. I only have one problem. Just because you have a song about it doesn't mean you have to style everything you wear "to the left." bitch.

Her left, not your left!! Like your left matters to Beyonce! SPOTLIGHT!!!!

Lets take a look at Brooke Hogan. Not because she's popular or anything. Just because she reminds us of someone who performs at the Rose Room at S4. Beauty Tip #1 --

Poor Fergie-Ferg

And the "just about as tragic" Miley Cyrus.

Okay so we have Nelly Furtado. Now I don't care that her hair is a mess. I don't care that her dress looks like the Statue of Liberty after seven tequila shots or even the fact that she has the "I'm having a baby" belly rub pose... but...

Finally we have Rihanna. She's conquered the straights with her smoking hot bod. Seduced the gay mens with ballet in the rain. Now she's doing the lesbians with her new hair!!!
Rihanna = Jesus

posted at 3:25 AM | 1 comments

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