Thursday, August 21, 2008

hehe.

Scene
[The usually slutty-dressed daughter walks into the kitchen in a modest school uniform]

Dad: Why are you dressed like a nun?
Daughter: I thought I was dressing nice.
Dad: Since when?

[They argue; the mom joins]

Mom: Are you having sex?
Dad: You're having sex?!
Daughter: How would you know if I'm having sex? Only I would know that...

[pulls hair pin out and tosses her hair]

Daughter:.. and my lover!

[Frank spits soda on his laptop and dies of laughter. The Family Channel rules.]

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