Thursday, August 21, 2008


[The usually slutty-dressed daughter walks into the kitchen in a modest school uniform]

Dad: Why are you dressed like a nun?
Daughter: I thought I was dressing nice.
Dad: Since when?

[They argue; the mom joins]

Mom: Are you having sex?
Dad: You're having sex?!
Daughter: How would you know if I'm having sex? Only I would know that...

[pulls hair pin out and tosses her hair]

Daughter:.. and my lover!

[Frank spits soda on his laptop and dies of laughter. The Family Channel rules.]

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Wednesday, August 20, 2008

from Apple to Microsoft

I've had an ipod for years but since it broke, I have had to move on and find another mp3 player. So I chose the Zune.

It has everything that an ipod has. Plus, it has a radio. It has wireless capabilities. And it's non-pretentious. Then why am I so sad?

Ipods have a neat looking and functioning program called Itunes. Zunes have this crappy java looking program called.. it doesn't even has a cool name. ARGH!

We'll see how this pans out in the long-term.

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Friday, August 15, 2008


Went to a 2nd job interview today. So excited. Yay! Say a prayer.

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Thursday, August 14, 2008

lastest crush

Hey you guys,

If I uprooted my whole life to move to Massachusetts to marry Seth Rogen, would you guys come? I need the support of my friends! And I would totally do it for you, I promise.

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the new job search

It seems that every time I have to start the search for the new job, I get super anxious. I get in crazy Frank mode. It's not remotely cute. So to my surprise, I'm shocked that this time around I'm actually excited and happy about the whole thing.

I guess it can be because I'm finally out of a job that I really hated. I didn't even realize how much I hated it till I was out of it. Wow. Huge weight off my shoulders.

Another thing is that I probably had the BEST summer in my life. I quit Borders, then on a whim, I go to camp with Devon. It not only made me feel good about myself, but it made me realize that I can do a whole lot more for the world that what I was doing previously. I can make a difference in someone's life. I can be important and be proud of it. I really hope I can make out there again next summer. Perhaps for a week or two at least.

I think the last reason why I'm so optimistic is that I'm putting my foot down and actually applying for jobs that I like and taking my time with it. Doing everything right. I don't apply for the job I know I'm gonna hate.

I'm a little bit older this time and a little bit smarter, I suppose.

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Monday, August 11, 2008

oh yeah

I haven't posted in a LONG while, but I promise I'll start. The first few posts will probably be crap, but I'll get used to it.

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