Thursday, August 23, 2007

stupid question du jour

Guy holds a calendar and looks confused. He is with this girl.

Frank: Are you doing alright, sir? (I call everyone 'sir' or 'miss.' Makes them feels good, therefore they are less likely to piss me off later)

Guy: Yeah... well... what's up with this calendar?

Looks at calendar.
Frank: Well it's just a 16-month calendar.

Guy: 16?

Frank: It's not 2008 yet, so they have included some extra months.

Guy: But how do you know which months are they?

Frank holds it all in... (calm, blue ocean... calm blue ocean)

Girl comes out of her ditzy haze: It's like September, October, November, December. Four extra months!

OMGosh!

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Sunday, August 19, 2007

I almost forgot.

It's like my bday in 2 weeks!

What am I gonna do, you guys?!

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Tuesday, August 07, 2007

the Internets are amusing

How do people come up with this shit?! If the gays would put some of that creativity and thought to something else, they would rule the world. Instead they make this.

Planet Unicorn Episode 1

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Genius, loves it. There's more episodes!

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