Tuesday, October 05, 2004

Frank's Quest!

smubeaverguy: We're so attractive, I just don't understand how we don't have boyfriends.

I'm so finding boyfriend...soon! I don't care what I have to do and/or say. I AM! I'm so determined. This whole psuedo-queer existence is not working for me anymore. I'm getting back on the saddle. If Sofia can find a date, I'm going to find some poor, dumb sap aswell! I don't care if I have to follow my roommate to fraternity parties. I'm going to find the guy who's got a colorful drink in his hand or whose hips are moving to the beat of some dance song. Or I can whore myself out to the gay clubs....ugh....I have to buy appropiate clubwear---something light and sparkley.

Any other suggestions? LEGAL suggestions!

posted at 1:40 AM | 4 comments


Blogger emily said...

Frank...no with the light and sparkley. I don't care if you are gay or not sparkley = bad!!!!!

1:43 PM  
Blogger frank said...

what's wrong with sparkley?

4:11 PM  
Blogger Jason said...

Man, I sound whiney on other people's blogs.

That being said, I will buy you something "light and sparkley," that's how badly I want to see you go to Oak Lawn wearing something covered in sequins.

4:13 PM  
Blogger frank said...

[singing]that's what friends are for[/singing]

oh man... ugh.

5:29 PM  

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