Sunday, May 08, 2005

Aspercreme

I'm in my dorm. Everyone on campus is leaving. All is well.

While Becky stays in the RA's room illegally, we watch TV. And an interesting commerical starts with the very catchy slogan:

"You bet you're sweet Aspercreme!"


At first there's silence. then it starts. Me and Becky nearly die from laughter! What the freak?! This has to be a parody or spoof show, right?! I am just waiting for Tina Fey to pop out and do a semi-disturbing anecdote of sorts. But no. They were serious! craziness!
The product is a pain reliever cream. Why not go all the way and say "This cured the pain in my Aspercreme!!" And then try to incorporate Britney and Kevin Federline's reality show on UPN. It's called ancillary marketing, peeps!

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