Saturday, May 28, 2005

damn it all to hell!

CRAP!

Okay, so lately I've been having some pains in an ear. I thought it was an ear infection, sinus problem or something... no biggie. BUT after I tried a multitude of drugs I finally figured out that it cannot be any of these.

So my ear was killing me this afternoon, so my mom came home from work and did the mom thing and bought me some sinus meds and ear drops stuff. I take the sinus meds... cool. Then I turn to the ear drop thingy... and I read: "Homeopathic" in big bold letters on the box. Crap! WTF?! Why don't they just put "This shit doesn't work! It's just water!" on the box instead. But I use it anyway. It's cold water in my ear... that hurts me like hell.

So I'm going to bed tonight and I am drinking some hot tea. "Wow, this is good" I think. Then it hits me. WTF?! I run to the restroom, open my mouth, and see the horror.

What the hell is that crap!

So now... it's 4am... and I just figured out I probably have strep throat. At least I hope it's strep throat and not tonsilitis or whatever. I was going to take a pic of my throat but then thought who the hell whats to see that?! Now I'm surfing the web... (ooh, I'm so cool!) looking up this thing. Apparently it's cause my some bacteria.

Then I get to thinking... how did I get this?! It could be from anything! ugh....

I thought that seafood place looked shady... No one go to Hook, Line and Sinker, till I investigate!

One things for sure... It's contagious. So if I make out with you in the last few days... you better get checked.

So now I have another assignment. Find Carrie Underwood and spit on her toothbrush.

Pray that Frank doesn't have/get mono. If I do... I will take it out on all of you!!!

via blogging rants.

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Wednesday, May 25, 2005

American Idol Finale talk.

So someone requested this so I'll do it. Here's what happened in the insane 2 hours of the American Idol Finale.

• Part One: Meaningless Crap: What the freak?! The finale was 2 hours long and yet nothing happened till the last 15 minutes of the show. During the show, they were all "We have all these guest singers singing with the idols!!" Then AI hyped that fact for exactly 1 hour and 45 minutes. There were a few highlights to this part though. LaToya London (a Season 3 finalist) was on location in Alabama somewhere. with a bunch of Bo's hometown fanatics. While Ryan Seacrest and Simon Cowell talked to them, they were all insane. Even a bright-eyed Simon Cowell said "They're ALL drunk!" including LaToya London whom at this point of the live broadcast was wearing a tiara and a hot pink feather boa.
  Then there was the spoof on Paula's affair done. Again... very inappropiate.



• Part Two: the songs: So some famous singers sang with the Top 12 finalists... I don't really remember any of them... All I remember is Kenny G playing to "I Believe I Can Fly" with the only two gay finalists on AI... Anthony and Anwar.



• Part Three: the end: Carrie won. crap.

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3 words.

Spice Girls Reunited.

My life is complete.

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Monday, May 23, 2005

I'm back!

So now I have internet again. It's pretty cool. Not the connection I had, but the fact that I have a connection at all. It's been a while since I've been in the internet world. What's been going on?!

Now I'm all graduated. living by my wits. girlfriend is a 2 hour drvie away. my graduation money is slowly but surely depleting. It kinda sucks. But I guess it could be worst. I do have a job interview tommorrow.. or I mean later today. heh. I probably should get some sleep.

Anyways, emily gave me her old computer and I haven't decided if I want to use it or keep using my computer. It's probably better than my computer by far BUT my computer does have a Pentium processor... and the other one has a Celeron. And I do notice the difference alot. ugh, so many decisions.

What's more important? Speed and Performance OR Capacity and Function?

PS- I'm looking for a cool bittorrent site where I can DL tvshows and movies. Now that I'm out of SMU firewall land, I would like to cherish illegal DLing. Know any?

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Sunday, May 08, 2005

Aspercreme

I'm in my dorm. Everyone on campus is leaving. All is well.

While Becky stays in the RA's room illegally, we watch TV. And an interesting commerical starts with the very catchy slogan:

"You bet you're sweet Aspercreme!"


At first there's silence. then it starts. Me and Becky nearly die from laughter! What the freak?! This has to be a parody or spoof show, right?! I am just waiting for Tina Fey to pop out and do a semi-disturbing anecdote of sorts. But no. They were serious! craziness!
The product is a pain reliever cream. Why not go all the way and say "This cured the pain in my Aspercreme!!" And then try to incorporate Britney and Kevin Federline's reality show on UPN. It's called ancillary marketing, peeps!

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Saturday, May 07, 2005

werid. and scary.

How weird is this?! It was someone's avatar. Strikingly similar!

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Friday, May 06, 2005

Image...shattered!

So while surfing the web the other day, I'm jamming out to the Britney Spears Greatest Hits Album...

"Ohh Baby, Baby! Ohh Baby, Baby!"

When I come across this link to Britney Spear singing acapella. At first I am wary. Do I really want to hear Britney live?! without her studio magic powers?!! I decide to risk it when there are some comments about it saying that most of the so-called acapella tracks are just the studio records without background music. So, I'm thinking "cool... I'll probably hear the awesome lyrics of Britney's songs!!" Awesomeness. I was particularily interested in the real lyrics for Britney's Me Against the Music since till now I've been scatting the whole chorus part.
For those of you thinking, Frank can scat?! Imagine me doing it and you will know why I do not like doing it.
Anyways, where was I? Oh! I downloaded the files. They were in a zip file, so I had to download like 26 songs together. So at this point I decide that I am getting tired. It's late. So I plug in Lindsay and transfered all the songs. Then I get ready for bed. I do my usually bedtime joke:

"Hey Lindsay. You're starting to look a little pale and skinny!! You shouldn't of snorted that last line of coke tonight. Let's get you to sleep."

I'm all cozy and warm in my bed, then I close my eyes and press Lindsay's play button. Then I hear this.

Britney Spears - Baby One More Time

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I'm totally horrified! WOW! That CANNOT be a human voice! And those harmonies!? Britney is a robot! Image crushed forever! I guess it explains how her boobs can fit in that top in the picture provided.
ugh.

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Thursday, May 05, 2005

Paula Abdul

So I watched that "Fallen Idol" on ABC last night. OMG, Paula Abdul was having an affair with one of the contestants!! Big surprise, HUGE surprise. One tip though. If someone is about to write a book including an affair with a famous celeb, don't leave him a message on his voicemail incriminating you!! That's like the first rule of keeping things on the DL Miss Paula!!

Who wants Paula Abdul anyways? I mean yea, she's rich and famous and whatnot... but she is like 3 surguries away from being Micheal Jackson!

And how funny that the accusor was promoting his new album during the whole freakin' interview. HE WROTE A SONG ABOUT IT?!!! That's lame.

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Tuesday, May 03, 2005

heh.

Okay, so I was thinking. I think I'm going to only blog if I have a fun pic or link or whatever. It's just more fun that way. Let's see how long that lasts. Anyways here's a fun conversation that we all had on AIM. And yes... (with the exception of one person) we are ALL in college!

chat20330568923829451675

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Monday, May 02, 2005

dammit kehler!

So Kehler sent us an email from the listserve. Everyone gets this in their mailboxes. Dammit, Kehler! No one wants to see the band from the Gayborhood and their odd male twirler during finals week! ARGH! Go turn in our grades in Access!! I hate this week.

Good to see the list serve is appropriately used.

PS: Kehler resigned like 2 seconds after he sent this. Way to come out AND leave with a bang, eh Kehler?

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