Tuesday, June 20, 2006


Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting Okay kids, I give you a mission. Frank needs to start reading more.

Today I was totally bored with all the internets! I know! So much like when people get excited over sending/receiving snail mail [like in the dark ages] rather than using email, I need to read actual books.

So here is where you gusy come in. What should the Frank read? I need a list of your "10 new books that Frank must read." Here's some criteria.

1) No autobiographies
2) No science fiction involving space aliens
3) No lesbian books
4) No books written or ghost-written by any of the Wayans brothers
5) The first 50 pages should be "amazingly awesome"
6) No books that could be adapted to an episode of Law and Order and/or CSI. All spinoffs apply.
7) Since I always judge books by their covers, they must be attractive.
8) If book was or is going to be a movie starring OR co-starring Robin Williams... no thanks.
9) No books about Accounting... Becky!!
10) Must be good.

Comment, phone, IM and tell me your suggestions! and GO!

posted at 8:00 PM | 4 comments


Anonymous Anonymous said...

First of all, the only accounting books out there are textbooks and cautionary tales for future Ken Lays. Second of all, your criteria is only satisfied by all Harry Potter books and probably most Sweet Valley High books. Congratulations, you're a 12 year old girl!


10:50 PM  
Blogger frank said...

Becky... refer to rule #7.

Harry Potter isn't nor ever was attractive. And the bookcover is ugly too.

9:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, that means you totally went out and borrowed every Sweet Valley High book the library owns? I knew you couldn't resist the young adult section!


11:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lolita, by Nobokov (Nabokov?)

10:22 PM  

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